(Yesterday, Magpie and I went to the Tres Rios Nature Festival at Estrella Mountain Park. We attended a lecture by a wildlife photographer who took WAAAY too many pictures of snakes and saw some cool varmints.)
"Don't pat my head. Don't pat my head. I SAID, 'Don't. Pat. My. Head.'"
"If I just had a bobby pin I could break outta this joint."
"Why, oh why, can't I?"
"Excuse me, but could you kindly get that one dimensional owl off my back?"
"WHO are you looking at?"
"Oh, boy! Live rabbits!"
Oh, REALLY? (Relax. It was only sleeping.)